Questions and Answers About Us Today

Hi guys it’s Larry again,

I thought I should tell you what this chapter is gonna be all about and how we made it happen. One morning when we were just being lazy and having a second cup of coffee after breakfast, we started talking about the idea of doing a question-and-answer chapter, especially after the chapter we did with the Sam and Johnny letter we got a while ago.

Marc thought that since we’ve been living together for a while now, that maybe we could try to see how we would answer some dicey questions about each other. I asked him if he was ready to read stuff like that from me, and I laughed so he wouldn’t get too worried.

Anyhow, I guess he wasn’t afraid, and he found a whole bunch of questions online that we could try and answer. Marc said there were a lotta webpages with questions to choose from and he picked a whole bunch of them to see what we might like to answer together. I’m glad he did that instead of me, but I kinda freaked a bit after seeing how many questions he copied and sent to me to look at. He told me to just pick the question numbers that I’d like to answer and let him know and then forget the rest. I could live with that idea, so I agreed.

I sent him the question numbers I was willing to answer, and he compared them to the question numbers he picked for himself. We did pick a whole bunch of questions that were the same, so we had a good bunch to use. Anyway, we did ask you guys to give us any questions you might have about us that you don’t know about yet, and we got some questions from our long-time readers Billy and Michael. Marc added them to the list that we both agreed to answer. Marc said that sometimes their questions were a lot like what we found online so he just changed any words needed to match what they wrote us instead.

After we picked the question numbers that were the same, plus Billy and Michaels questions, Marc put them into MS Word and sent me my copy to write my answers. He told me not to delete the questions or the numbers so we could match everything up afterwards. I made believe he didn’t really say that to me, but he owes me one now. 

We agreed to be as honest as possible with the answers since we’ve been that way in the blog. I just wondered if we would answer the questions about the same way since we both picked questions that we wanted to answer ourselves. I guess I’d know soon enough.

After I started to answer some of the questions, I asked Marc how are we gonna let you guys know what we wrote, like make it two chapters to post? He said that he would copy my answers and paste them with his. That made me think maybe if we answer the questions way different from each other, maybe we could talk about that too. Marc said he thought there would be some differences anyway and that was a good idea for us to write about that as well. 

It didn’t take too long for us to get the answers written down at all, I sent my copy to Marc since he was gonna make it a chapter for the blog. He pasted my stuff into his stuff and when he was done, we looked at the result together. Marc was surprised at how much I wrote for answers as he was pasting them into his answers. I told him I was trying to be honest as I could be. Since he got to see my answers before I saw his, I said I want to read everything first before we said anything together about it. I knew I was gonna have questions to ask him pretty quick. Now it was time to write down what we both were saying about how we answered the questions. Ya right, how was that gonna happen? Anyway, I thought I had a pretty smart idea, we’d use the little mic in MS Word to record what we were talking about, hahah, it sounded like a good idea at the time, it wasn’t. But everything did get recorded, like everything, and then some of our words that got written were like, WTF is that all about?!

Anyhow, everything we both wrote got pasted into another document and almost all the stuff we were talking about got recorded too, but then Pops had his accident, and everything stopped after that. Like it was more important to deal with helping Pops and the blog chapter will still be in the cloud waiting for us to get back to it later. I really thought good old Marc would do his memory magic on what we said to each other after reading the results and get the chapter posted for you. At the time I didn’t think it was gonna happen that way, and I betta just suck it up and get it done.

Marcus was having a real problem dealing with Pops accident and he couldn’t stop blaming himself. I guess you know that now, and as far as the question-and-answer chapter was concerned it was gonna havta wait for a while. I knew I could do this for us; it would be hard after I saw what the recorded shit looked like, but I’m getting way better at doing the remembering thing now that I wrote a bunch of chapters myself.

I had to think about how to let you know what we wrote and what we were saying to each other. I decided to change the color of the stuff we were saying to each other. Some of the stuff was easy to remember, but the longer stuff was impossible to figure out. I remember swearing a lot when it came to figuring out what was recorded for what Marc was saying, even some of my stuff too, but I could deal with that. I didn’t want to bother Marc since I told him I had this, but it looked like I may have a way big mouth than I need!

Anyhow, good old Marc came to rescue me when I needed him the most. Like I’m not happy that I couldn’t do what I said I was gonna do, but if you saw the jumbled words I was looking at, you’d know. I guess Marc heard me swearing more than what’s normal for me in the office and he came in and started to rub my shoulders and neck before he kissed me on the ear. He knows what turns me on for sure.  He asked me if I wanted Pops to come in to see what was wrong with me, because if I kept up the swearing, he might come to see what was going on. You know, he made me calm down like he knows how to do it, and I knew I was gonna get some help from him. I want this chapter to be a good one because I think it will let you know a lot more about who we are and that we are pretty normal guys, at least I think we are.

Anyway, we can both take credit for all the work it took but we did it together and now we need a long-ass vacation, hahah. No hahah, we better get Pops and the uncles together so we can get away and just be the two of us together again. I bet some of you would like to be what Marc said about being a fly on the wall watching us, too. Hahah, don’t worry we’ll probably write about it anyway.

Okay, enough said, let’s get to the sexy questions!

1) What three words would I use to describe myself to a BGR fan?
    Larry: Loyal, happy, horny. Those came up first and I still think so. I couldn’t be happier than I am right now, and living with a guy as horny as me, what else do I need?

    Marcus: Educated, successful, horny. I think I’ve been truthful about that in the blog.

    US: That’s awesome, we both came up with horny, I wonder why we didn’t list it first. Marc you didn’t say you were happy, how come? Oh, I’m happier than you think I am. I guess I just stuck with the three words in the question, and you know I’m attached at the hip to you, so loyal not a problem! You betta be! Hahah, not a problem for me too.

2) What three words would I use to describe my partner to a BGR fan?
    Larry: Handsome, worrywart, horny. Again, coming back to read what I wrote first, yah, I think I’d keep them. Marcus is the most handsome man I’ve ever seen, and I tell him that too. Nothing sexier than my Italian hunk of a man to live with. Maybe I just think he worries too much, but I bet he won’t say that he is that way at all. The horny shit, what can I tell you that you don’t already know about us, yeah, but I bet I’m still hornier than him most of the time. But don’t worry, I can turn him on in a second. All except when he was recovering from his knee surgery. But then I could play with him as long as I wanted because he couldn’t get hard if his life depended upon it, hahah! Ask me if I cared? You kidding, I got to see how horny and how long I could stay that way. You’d be proud of me, I’m telling ya!

    Marcus: Sexy, gorgeous, loyal. Larry from as far back as Mark and Al days was and is the sexiest man alive, I don’t know how he didn’t know that for a fact, that’s just not him to brag about.

    US: Man, Larry you wrote a ton of shit, now I look bad with just a sentence. I always like to read that you think I’m handsome or sexy even when I don’t think I am. But you think I worry too much, maybe I do, maybe it was my job for so many years to worry about shit. Sorry Marc it just came out that way, I don’t think it’s bad to worry, I did from the first day we moved up here, it’s fucking expensive living here! It’s a good thing Ellen got a great pay increase. Larry, one of the things you wrote for the blog was a journal of my knee replacement surgery, I’ve read that so many times, sometimes I cried at how lucky I was to have you there by my side, watching a caring for me, but the best parts were you never giving up on my poor limp dick! Haha, I might not have gotten hard for you, but you never gave up on it and man did I ever enjoy the ride! I love you so much for that. And yes, I believe you win the most horny of the two of us most of the time; I have no problem giving you those honors whatsoever! Marc, I had no idea of what to do back then, but I wasn’t gonna give up on ya. Besides, do you have any idea how much dick fun I had back then with you? Yeah, me and my dick have a very good idea!

3) What is your favorite body part for each other? (From Billy.)
    Larry: This is a silly question, we all know what part we like best, right? Okay, other than that, his smooth ass, chest, shoulders, and soft belly. Whoops, his former soft belly, it’ll come back one day! That will probably get a punch from him after he sees what I said.

    Marcus: His dick, low hanging shaved balls, and delightfully furry ass, but in no particular order, it depends upon the circumstances we are in at the time, haha. There are many other parts too, those came to mind first.

    US: What can I say Marc, you made me love dick! I didn’t know I’d love it so much though! We both wrote about dicks; I be upset if we didn’t. Larry, never worry about that, I always find it interesting when you write or tell me about the other parts of mine that turn you on. Especially soft bellies, so not what I ever wanted to hear about me, considering your physique, I mean really buddy. I’ll never look like you and it’s so damn disappointing, yet you always try to convince me it’s not important to you. Marcus let’s get this cleared so it’s in print, I would never like to be partners with someone who looked like me. I’ve been in love with you and what you look like period. Soft belly or not, and I understand why you want to change your appearance, I’m not stupid. If looking exactly like me was your goal, then I would love that you looked like that because you’d be happy finally. I love what’s inside you pal, not what’s outside, well except for the fun parts, hahah. Larry, one of the best things about being with you was getting you to accept your body for what it is and how it turns me on. I should always remember that because that’s exactly what you’ve been preaching to me for years about myself. Yeah, let’s put a period on that sentence.

4) What’s your pet peeve about your partner? (Be kind!)
    Larry: Marc is always worried about what others think about him. Ya, like being a real couple with me in front of his old friends, kinda hurts a little, but I understand more than you think I do. He’s getting better about that now.

    Marcus: Larry likes to resolve issues quickly, doesn’t let me stew over the shit that is bothering me.

    US: I don’t like pet peeve questions Larry, sorry it’s so easy to cross the line and say something wrong. I wrote that you don’t let me gunnysack problems to release them when the sack gets full. That was what both of my marriages were like, but not with you. So I guess it’s not really a problem that you make me tell you what’s bothering me at the time. It makes more sense that way. Good, Marc because I don’t like fights way after the fact, it’s like impossible to know what happened like three weeks later. But I used to be a little upset with you being afraid of showing your love for me openly to your friends. I get it, I don’t like it, but I get it. Larry, I’m so sorry, I really am trying to work on this, I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me. Am I embarrassed to be openly gay? You aren’t at all, and I love it and I want so bad to let you feel that way with me. I don’t know what’s holding me back, maybe I need a shrink to help. Marc, that’s the best advice you ever gave yourself, I’d go with you if you want me to do that. Wow babe, I didn’t know that question would end up this way. Just hold me to it, I’ll fucking do it to get over this shit I’m dealing with.

5) What is something that turns me on not shared yet in the blog? (From Billy.)

    Larry: That’s hard I think we talked about everything so far. Maybe his hands, he has beautiful long fingers and does he know how to use them on me too. I think we’ve talked about everything else by now. I know something else I think I haven’t written about yet. I love watching him get hard when we are both off to the shower together. If I havta listen to the shower/grower thing at least I get to see the grower thing up close and personal, if you know what I mean. For me it’s kinda a handle to grab on to going into the bathroom. Well, it’s still fun for me so far.

    Marcus: Man, I think I’ve mentioned just about everything on him so far. Maybe knowing that at any moment, day, or in the middle of night, sex might happen. Nothing like getting woken up with your dick being sucked by a gorgeous hunk who loves my dick.

    US: Marc I am so happy you wrote that about me, and that you love it as much as me. At least I had some kind of a sex life with Ellen, good buddy you had fucking zilch with Lisa. I don’t know how you put up with it. At least that’s not a problem any more. Larry, it took so fucking long for us to get totally honest with each other, even talking about the lack of sex with our wives and complaining about it, we never considered getting it on with each other. Man, I couldn’t even get you to go swimming naked with me after dark. Of course, that was probably your best move at the time, I doubt you’d still be a virgin after a night swimming naked with me, haha. I know what you have written about me and how I never let you think I was anything but straight, but I always had this feeling if I pushed it with you just a little bit, you’d let me. But when it came to trying it I was a fucking coward. If you could go back in time, would you change anything?

Wow, that’s a loaded question Sweetbabes, I don’t know. Man, look at us now, I don’t think I’d want to take a chance that we wouldn’t be together like we are. I mean we loved each other so much for years, just because we didn’t have sex between us, didn’t mean we didn’t get off later when we were home alone. And Sweetbabes, if you actually tried something with me or even tried harder to push for a naked swim with me, you can bet your sweet ass there wouldn’t have been a virgin left out there. Just saying what I know about me now, hahah. 

6) What aspect of our relationship today makes you the happiest?

    Larry: Besides the best sex I’ve ever had in my fucking life, waking up next to him every morning and seeing his dick pointing up to the sky, even if it only means he’s gotta pee, and how good he always smells.

    Marcus: Everything! Knowing that I’m sexy to him and desirable at all times. That being overweight has never been an issue for him, even if it was for me.

    US: Reading what you wrote Larry couldn’t make me happier, at least you didn’t say getting poked in the balls by my boner this time. Haha. I know how you feel about heavy people and where were you when I needed a buddy like that in my life! But I love you even more that you understand my feelings about being overweight. I said that I was happy with our answers because they were true.

7) Is there anything you’ve thought about doing but haven’t yet?

    Larry: Not until now! Travel far from home, I’d like that I think, see things I’ve never saw before. I know exactly what he’s gonna say, and you probably do too. Yeah, I’d like that a lot. I get to stay as naked as I want to around here, inside, or outside, but maybe far away from the privacy of our home, I’d love to know how that feels too. Maybe we could go do a nudist thing or what do they call it, a naturist thing. I’m ready now that I know guys like hairy guys like me and won’t make fun of me. I’d ditch my clothes in a minute, really, I would.

    Marcus: Lots of stuff! Get over my fear of being found out that I’m really gay, period! It’s going to take time for me, but I’m happy that it hasn’t been a big deal for Larry.

    US: Sometimes you blow me away babe. Just sometimes huh? Hahah. No really, I have dreamed about getting away to some beautiful island and I always wanted to share that with a guy, not either of my wives. I didn’t have a specific guy in mind because I’ve dreamed of this long before I met you, Larry. But now that I know you’d love it as much, I can’t wait to give it a try. It wouldn’t need to be for a long time, maybe a couple of weeks, maybe a month? Sweetbabes, I get to live that dream here with you all the time, we couldn’t be more private than we are and even if Pops and the uncles are here it’s still very private, and I still get to kiss you in front of them. But I’m really good in my body now, I think I’m ready to see how I still feel once I’m around strangers, that’s still kinda scary for me. Do you think you and me can try going to a nudist camp or whatever they call them? You don’t have anything to worry about, Mr. Skinny now. Larry, you know I never had that problem, I can handle being a little overweight, lots of guys are overweight. Marc, I just didn’t want to say the “grower” word, since that’s not such a problem anymore for you. Yeah, dream on Larry we’ll need to see about that.

8) What do you think is the strongest part of our relationship?

    Larry: Our friendship, it’s solid and the sex is like nothing I ever experienced before are the first things I thought about. But I’m reading this again and adding stuff to what I wrote first. It’s the trust we have together, without that, I don’t know that we would have much else, even the sex could get old, it did with Ellen and me, why not us if we don’t let it get that way.

    Marcus: Our friendship has grown stronger than ever before in the over dozen years we’ve known each other.

    US: Larry, you got that right, it is trust for sure. I’m not even sure we would have gotten to the sex between us without the trust that was needed. Thanks Marc, it is friendship too, that and trust or I’d never have gotten naked with you at all and forget the sex too. Larry, do you really think that sex would get old between us, I mean knowing how we are together now. Reality check Marcus, what happened to both of us with our wives, okay maybe me more than you since you guys had some kind of deal between yourselves. We can’t let sex get old between us, maybe we didn’t know how to talk to our wives on what we really needed, but like we are two guys, we can’t do that. I agree Larry, but I can’t imagine us ever getting tired of sex between us. That’s good Marc, keep it that way because I will.

9) What’s a favorite memory from our long friendship that no one might not know about?

    Larry: Wow, I gotta think about that one for a while. I think we wrote about everything, but I do remember all those jacking off times I had after going for coffee with Al and not being able to tell him how much he turned me on. I bet I beat my record of jacking off I had as a teenager! I was really concerned about that, but I couldn’t get him outta my mind once it started. Can you imagine how many years we let that happen? Talk about fucked up lives! But we are making up for it big time now.

    Marcus: Getting Mark over to my house for an after-dark swim with me. Even though he never got naked with me for years. It was okay, I loved every minute I had with him all to myself without the wives, it was almost as good as sex, well back then it was.

    US: I had two favorites that I remember from long ago. One was imagining what he was hiding from me under all the long clothes he wore, he was always covered even in the pool. Do you remember that, Larry? I think your excuse was you were so white that you were afraid of getting sunburnt if you didn’t cover up your body. The second memory was getting him to be totally naked with me at night in the pool after dark. I can say that I had way more in mind than getting him naked, too. Nothing changed for years until after our first trip together over four years ago.

I don’t think I ever wrote anything about this before Marc, but maybe I told you though. Man, I was already thinking naked in my head way back when we are talking about. I was so not ready to deal with that though, it was safer in my head and afterwards when I was alone at home, I could take care of business. Everybody who reads our blog knows how my dick looks like when hard, and I was hard almost all the time I was in the pool with you, you just couldn’t see it that’s all. Larry, tell me you are serious about me not knowing that. I spent more time checking out that part of you than you think I did.  I’ll go on record right now that I was totally sure of what you thought you were hiding under those baggy pants. Back at the lake when I saw you naked with a boner, it was confirmed, I just never told you. Okay Marc, since we are dealing with our boners, we thought we were hiding, I knew when you had a boner too. Larry, I don’t care what I’m wearing, the whole world would know when I have a boner going on, haha. We both laughed a lot over this stupid secret about each other.

10) Which is most important in a relationship: true friendship or sexual attraction?

    Larry: Both, but I guess since we are the best friends ever, that comes first. I was attracted to him from the first time I saw him, but I wasn’t gonna let it be sexual attraction in my mind. But all the jacking off with him in my head should have told me something different, huh. I hate to admit this to anyone, but I refused to deal with why he was in my head when my hand was on my dick, and it got even worse when I had sex with my wife, and he was what I was fucking in my head instead of her. I’ve never thought those thoughts in my life, and I never had any kind of sex with a guy ever and now years later I’m fucking my best friend instead of my wife. That was so fucking scary to me especially when I was cumming harder than I ever before!

    Marcus: Friendship for sure, one day sexual attraction might be just a fond memory, but if we weren’t great friends, what would it actually be that we had?

    US: Wow Larry, you put it all out there on this one. I feel I better catch up on this one now. Yes, being best friends must be right up there at the top for me too. I don’t want to sound like I’m just coping what you wrote, but there were some similarities with mine, too. I think it’s okay to say, that I had more fantasies of being the bottom guy when it came to imaginary sex with you. Maybe it had to do with just how powerful you are built Larry, but there were times when all I could think about was fucking you as hard as I could, something I never got to experience with either wife. It was always to be gentle and caring with them, which was okay with me, but sometimes, the thought of being a powerful aggressor would surface. Marc I never got to the part of thinking about being a bottom for you until we were at the lake and all of a sudden it was all I could think about sometimes. I was a little afraid that it might hurt too much, but you never let that happen and it made me want to do it even more, it made me so happy.

11) What is one of our differences that you appreciate that complements our relationship?

    Larry: I am the guy who knows how to do stuff, and he is the guy who knows how to make stuff beautiful.

    Marcus: Larry is the most accomplished all around handy guy in the house, there’s nothing he can’t do, and he rarely reads instructions. It’s like he was born with all the instructions already in his DNA. I don’t get it, how he does it.

    US: I think we said it all here, we are different sometimes and we are the same sometimes. You want to explain that one for the guy's Larry? No not really, hahah. I can’t always be blamed for what comes into my head when I talk about us, okay. Deal with it. 

12) How many rooms in the house would you guess we’ve had sex in? (From Billy.)

    Larry: Man, that’s a great question, it’s gonna take some real remembering, I’ve been living here for a long time now. The easy first place would be our bedroom and of course the giant shower room, at least two other bathrooms, the kitchen way more than we should ever admit to, next to a warm fire in the great room, our office when we should have been working, and in Lisa’s attached garden room off our bedroom. Oh ya, I almost forgot, the exercise room now that we put up mirrors on two walls, man that’s like watching fucking porn and it’s us! What’s that 9 rooms now? I wonder what Marc will remember. Too bad the question didn’t include the outside, that would jack the number up big time!

    Marcus: It might be easier to list the rooms that we haven’t had sex in instead, haha. I don’t think we’ve ever used the bedroom that Pops occupies, that would be a forbidden room now though. Now I can see Larry wanting to change that after he reads my answer, haha. There are places that we haven’t got around to yet like in the entrance foyer in front of the large glass doors and no privacy. There are some interesting hallways leading to the different rooms around the place, and some of the bathrooms are only used when the house is hosting a business party. I was going to say our new theater screening room, but I did pull Larrys shorts off his ass when he was bent over installing one of the elevated floors at the back of the room. Actually, I’m surprised he was wearing shorts that day, he’s mostly naked around this place more than me. I don’t think I ever asked him why the shorts, well not important they came off and stayed off too.

    US: I think we said enough already on this one. Marc is right, what rooms we haven’t in might be quicker to answer. They should have asked about outside instead. And if we ever did anything when the other men were in the pool with us. So, Larry, you want me to take this one for you? Go for it Sweetbabes. Well, we have written a lot about having sex in the pool, especially on the step seat at the deep end of the pool. The answer is yes if we ever tried anything in the pool when Pops or Tony and Bill were in the pool with us. I remember once when we were all in the pool together and we were at the deep end hanging out. We were kissing like they weren’t at the other end of the pool and I grabbed onto something fun to play with, remember that babe? How could I forget! Like what were you thinking, and you can’t blame me for doing the same, you started it. I remember us getting some serious boners that we had to hide, and there’s no way you can hide yours, that should teach you, hahah. Yes, I know it was and I remember trying to stay away from them for as long as we could, and you made sure that didn’t happen you turd! Yup, I did, and I noticed that Tony got a good show that day. Are you sure about that? Oh ya he did, trust me. Oh well, let’s move on before I find out if they all caught us. 

13) Are you a morning or evening guy when it comes to sex, and who moans the loudest at orgasm? (From Billy.)

    Larry: Both and anytime in between! Loud orgasms huh, don’t know, maybe kinda a tie on that one sometimes. I know the shower room can echo and make us sound loud, but we have our own wing of the house, no other bedrooms near ours so I don’t think anyone would hear us. I remember when we came back from our lake trip and couldn’t wait to get it on with each other again, we had to learn how to keep quiet when we were hooking up outside after dark in the pool. I remember Al putting his hand on my mouth when he thought I was getting a little too loud. Anyhow, he wasn’t so quiet himself back then.

    Marcus: I can’t wait to see what he wrote about this one. I don’t think there’s a time of day that can escape us. Depends upon how tired we are more than horny. Horny will always win sooner or later in the evening. I think Larry might be the louder one between us. I remember trying to quiet him down when we started fucking out in the pool a few years ago. As if Lisa could hear us from the master bedroom after she was in bed for the night, I bet a fucking earthquake wouldn’t get her up!

    US: I noticed that neither of us pinned down the time of day when it came to sex. You didn’t lie Larry; you can be turned on in a second. I am not complaining, just stating the facts and couldn’t be happier. I can’t help it Marc if you turn me on all the time. Like I said babe, I’m not complaining, I love it! I wish I was more like you that way, but I’m getting better don’t you think? Considering how little sex you ever got with Lisa, you are an amazing stud for me! I can get you in the mood just looking at you, I’m not complaining at all. I know we’ve both been more careful about where we have sex around here since Pops moved in with us. You know, even if we got caught I bet he’d just quietly back out of the room. Larry you are a fucking dreamer! I bet Pops would never let us forget it and razz us non-stop every change he had. Ya, you are probably right, you wanna try and see? Haha, you’re an bona fide idiot, you know that right? 

14) What’s a secret desire that you have that you’ve not shared with anyone? (From Billy, sorta.)

    Larry: I gotta think about that one first. Well, there is something kinda new that’s been happening lately with my friend Joe. I was surprised at how turned on I got seeing that big dick of his when we were naked in the pool together but the day that he cleaned the pool naked while we were watching him, kinda started something in my head. Joe wants to be a part of something with us when we are in the pool with him. I think maybe just touching each other to start with, but I’m afraid where that would go later. But now I got it in my head about what it might feel like having a dick so much bigger than mine would be like. I’ve never been in a place where I thought about that before, I guess I can understand why Marc never liked being compared to those kinda guys at the gym he used to belong to.

    Marcus: I think I’ve written about everything that has come into my head in the blog, I might wait to see what Larry wrote and then discuss it further at that point. I bet he didn’t have a single problem coming up with something, the horny toad! He’d be up for just anything most of the time now. To answer the question for myself, I might want to be a fly on the wall watching Bill and Tony getting it on in their home in Auburn. Now I said that and didn’t erase it, so I expect we will be talking about it soon.

    US: Larry how did I know that good old Joe would be brought up sometime in this Q&A. Are you upset that I did that Marc? Of course not, just yanking your chain. I’m surprised that he hasn’t been brought up so far. You are not alone thinking about him, maybe if I actually had a friend built like him to work out with at the gym maybe I wouldn’t have felt as I have for years. Joe is so comfortable with us and makes me feel comfortable and I know you could care less what people might say about you. Hold on good buddy, I could care less? I don’t think so. I care a lot and had to deal with all kinds of bullying as a kid. I fucking care a lot. Okay back off Larry, I didn’t mean anything the way it came out, I was just saying that you’ve been on my case about caring too much about something I had no control over, and how you never thought it was a problem for either of us, that’s all. Hahah, so you think you are the only one who can yank a chain, huh! Got ya! Okay, so mister kinky, so you want to be a fly on the wall to sneak a peak at what the uncles might be up to doing; that’s not kinda kinky in your book. Do you think they would want to do the same with us? Yes., I do, and I bet you know which one would be thinking that, too. Ya, I do and I bet anyone reading this does too.

15) What is the absolute hottest thing you have experienced sexually with each other? (From Billy.)

    Larry: For me, everything is the hottest thing so far, not into kinky weird though. I can think of something that was hot the first time it happened I guess, like when Marc was jacking off and cumming all over my belly when I was lying between his legs in bed. The first time I did that for him was on FaceTime when I was in Texas, I don’t think I had the guts to write about that back then, maybe Idid, can’t remember. I do remember worrying about how private that was, could anybody else see me. We’ve horsed around like horny kids in the big shower room sometimes. You know, it is way more fun being free to act that way.

    Marcus: That might go back a few years ago, obviously, our first trip together cannot be overruled. I think it was the naked hike in the woods the first day at the lake. I know for a fact, my little “grower” fear was not a problem there, and that excited me too. Knowing that Mark was having a great time being naked with me on the hike was the best part. That he’d speed walk up only to stop and turn to look at me trying to catch up to him often was one of the best things I ever read later from him. When he was doing that, I thought he was trying to show me how fit he was, and I wasn’t. I really believed that until one day he admitted to me what he was doing. He did write about that in one of his chapters, too. Actually, the idea that my best buddy really wanted to check out my naked body was both hot and scary, since I was a little more than chunky at the time and I didn’t want him to say anything negative about my body at the time. He never did, such a sweetheart!

    US: I don’t think we have ever got to the point of acting kinky weird with each other Larry. I guess if we compared ourselves to who we were with our wives, perhaps that would count. Marc everything we’ve ever done with each other would be considered way kinky by my wife. She never has said or asked about what we are up to, and I’m glad about that. I wonder what I would tell her if she ever did ask. Larry, acting like you are with me now, probably everything. Nah, you are giving me too much credit. I can write about it in the blog, but I don’t think I could ever talk about it to someone’s face. Yes, I bet that would be for both of us. There’s a lot to be said about anonymity of the printed page versus face-to-face encounters.

16) What do you think your partner’s hidden insecurities might still be today?

    Larry: He still thinks he’s overweight and always sees a fat guy in the mirror which he is not at all. I’m afraid he will get too thin thinking that he’s still too fat.

    Marcus: I can’t think of any at this point. He had to overcome being a skinny kid, and did damn good fixing that, and he can thank me for getting him over his fear of being not liked because of his hirsuteness. I actually think he is perfectly fine now in his skin and with Joe and Pops and his buddies on board, it’s not an issue any longer.

    US: You’re right Marc, you are the one who helped me the most getting over my fear of rejection finally. I wish you had come into my life long ago when I needed someone like you. But I can’t forget Joe too he made what you were trying to tell me for years to become real, don’t feel bad that I didn’t believe you until Joe showed me you were right. Larry, forget it, I have my own problems you helped me over; not that I believed you though! Haha, teach you to fucking mess with me.

17) Have either of us tasted each other's cum? Who loves it more? (From Billy.)

    Larry: Yes! Me! Maybe him too. Marc says I taste really sweet, and I think he tastes kinda salty. But we started doing that right from the start and we always have swallowed. I don’t think we knew any better besides if you were as fucking horny as we were, there would be nothing you wouldn’t have tried, hahah. You asked now you know.

    Marcus: Oh yes, we have! I think we both love it. I don’t think I had any preconceived ideas about that if it came into play. I don’t think either of us warned the other when we were about to cum when we were sucking each other off the first time. I remember Mark came in spurts, easy to swallow since his dick was down my throat most of the time anyway. I remember there were lots of spurts and I was about to count them, but I was kind of out of my mind horny at the time. I don’t think I let his dick out of my mouth until it shrank away completely exhausted. I gave myself an “attaboy” afterwards too. Haha.

    US: Billy you are a bigger horn dog than either of us with that question! Haha, thanks a lot buddy! Billy don’t believe Marcus, he is just as big a horn dog, and I’m always gonna let everyone know it too, hahah. Larry and I are only kidding you Billy, I loved seeing your question because that’s not an easy thing to put into the journal without reading like some kind of porn blog. Marcus is right about that; I can’t even imagine doing anything like that when the two of us became good friends. I still can’t believe how that all changed in one weekend away from the wives. To be funny I’d say it was all Al’s fault that weekend, but that’s not true, I wanted it as much as him, but I don’t know why. Larry, maybe it’s better that you don’t go down that road, just be happy it happened. Oh, I’m more than happy, no sweat!

18) Do you remember the moment when you knew that you fell in love with your partner?

    Larry: Yes, but there were a few times each one got stronger. It was in Big Sur, CA in the trailer reading the blog for the first time on his iPad. No pictures or anything like what’s in the blog. I had to read a few chapters, but I sure got horny fast and thought everything he wrote was about me and him and how much I turned him on. I also remember other times when we were away from home and how much I was falling in love with him. Falling in love with someone that you are not already married to was really hard to accept. How could I be falling in love with a man, and still be in love with my wife? Talk about fucked up!

    Marcus: Yes, it was in Big Sur and at the Nepenthe Restaurant and how we were treated at the time. I’ve been treated at restaurants by staff that knew who I was and how much business we brought to their establishments over the years. But in Big Sur we were treated like Hollywood celebrities. Well I was with the most gorgeous man I’ve ever met at the time, and he kind of thought of me in the same way. I think we just gave off good vibes while there.

    US: It looks like we both agree on this Marc, I think I was in love with Big Sur almost as much as being rained-in with you in that little tin can trailer we rented. Larry, the rain was not supposed to be a part of our trip, but it actually created everything we needed that week. I wonder if we spent all of our time outside, if would have changed the ultimate outcome for us. Nope, I loved being with you inside or outside. The rain gave us the time to know if we could be together like we were. I can add that it told me just how much I needed to be with you Larry and not just for great sex. Thanks for remembering the great sex buddy. And I liked being stuck with you too, hahah.

19) Do you have any fears or concerns about our future together? If so, what are they?

    Larry: Not really, maybe health stuff since it happens to older guys and Marc and Pops have had some scary stuff lately. But I’ll always be there for him, and I know he will be there for me too.

    Marcus: No, I don’t, I think we have a solid relationship and I look forward to growing older together.

    US: I agree with Larry about health scares, but I feel safe with living with him more than any other person. I can’t imagine not living with my best buddy now, I never had this kind of relationship married, maybe I should have worked harder, perhaps. Marcus don’t ever worry about us together; I never have felt like I do now myself. I can’t even imagine not being together anymore.

20) What would be the best thing about growing old with your partner?

    Larry: It’s still gotta be waking up right next to him, even if we both need help getting outta bed in the morning or to just go pee in the night. I bet he’ll be a real sexy senior citizen just like Pops! I’ll make sure that he gets that way you can trust me on that one.

    Marcus: Being there for each other, seeing who gets bald first! I think I have the advantage there! Sad.

    US: Larry you always have the best answers, I’m starting to feel bad about mine now. I take back the bald comment, I was only trying to be funny for us. You have made the idea of growing older together downright sexy and something to not fear. I have no doubt that you will make sure that I become the sexy senior that you envision. I’m glad you liked my answer Sweetbabes, I never gave much thought to getting older before I guess. I liked the question because it sounded positive not negative. Larry you are going to make me tear up, you knew that was going to happen too, I bet.

21) With all the testosterone in the house, how do you keep from throttling each other? How do you handle it? (From Michael)

    Larry: That’s a good question Michael, I don’t know that we actually have gotten to that part yet, or do I want to have that in print to havta deal with it over and over again, hahah. Wow, Marc usually just goes off to another room in the house instead of fighting over whatever shit is bothering him. Most of the time I don’t let him do that and go after him to make him tell me what the fuck is in his head. When it’s me going off to the weight room to work off whatever is bothering me, he doesn’t come after me, but he will after he thinks I’ve cooled down. Yeah, I think that’s how we work it out so far. Marc doesn’t like confrontations at all, he likes to negotiate instead, I can live with that. Anyway, I don’t want to hit him ever, then I’d havta mop up his mess afterwards, hahah. Anyhow, I’ve always turned to my weights to handle any anger I had. Now that I said that, for you guys who know my body type, you might think I’m always angry, nah, just once in a while.

    Marcus: So, Michael, you think there will be some fisticuffs in our future, huh. Haha, I don’t think so, we are just different enough to complement each other, not compete with each other. I agree with the testosterone part, the place is reeking with it, but thankfully no one is scent marking the place yet.

    US: You know for a guy that I used to struggle to get more than a single word reply from when we became best friends, you certainly have found your words. You can blame yourself old buddy, you taught me how to write for the blog and I like it now. Just pulling your chain babe, I love reading every word you get into print. The embarrassing part of reading about yourself from some one you love so much, is the truth according from them. You are right about me Larry, I do not like confrontation until my gunnysack of complaints becomes too full. Then I have no real control over the words that might come out of me. Mark, I don’t like gunnysacks now that I know what they are from you. I don’t want to keep stuff inside me anymore, if it bothers me, I want to get it fixed, that’s why I don’t let you just go off and not talk about it. I agree with you on this, I just never had anyone in my life that didn’t let me get away with my behavior like you. We always get it fixed and I know that but sometimes I just go back to my old ways, I’m old that’s what old guys do! Bullshit, you are not old, and you can’t blame old people for acting like a shithead. Not that you are shithead, but sometimes you can get close. Okay, you know I want to add the shithead comment to my gunnysack, right! Okay, I’ll let you have that to put in there if the shoe fits, you know. So, this is the point where I would say, fuck you buddy, but I won’t because I’d rather do it than say it. Well, what’s stopping you?

22) If you could have sex with a celebrity, who would it be? Why? (From Billy.)

    Larry: I’m tempted to answer with a woman first but I kinda rethought it out before I get in trouble considering us. I still like the older sexy women I’ve seen in movies, and kinda think of myself as the pool boy in her life. I like the older Italian women like Sophia Loren, and some I don’t know how to spell. Don’t you guys go making her into Joe our pool guy, okay! Hahah. If I picked a guy to have sex with, probably an older guy than me, and someone strong like a John Wayne type. I’d want him to do whatever he wanted with me, TMI? You asked, besides I have no problem being a bottom at times, as long as it’s with you know who.

    Marcus: That’s an interesting question Billy, I know it wouldn’t be a female, had my fill of them now, I’d like it to be someone known for their artistic accomplishments I believe. I don’t really follow any actors or actresses, but since I don’t possess a beautiful body such as you know who around here, I’d probably pick some guy with a dad bod so he wouldn’t pick on my sad old body.

    US: I could have figured that you would have picked a strong male character like John Wayne, and that you have become so close to the other men in our lives, makes sense. Just a little curious that you found no one more contemporary first. I guess upon reflection, it’s not so curious. For me I’d want to spend time learning how the person I picked got to what made them a celebrity. That’s me to Marc, I’d love to know the story of how they got famous and what it’s like now that they are. But I bet it would be a lot like what you are going though yourself trying to deal with the changes in our life together. Amen on that babe.

23) What song would you most like to have as the soundtrack for your sex together?

     Larry: That would mean I’ve gotta look up the stuff about the song and singer, huh. I don’t think I have any songs in mind right now. I like Willy Nelson and Waylon Jennings kinda songs, especially the beat I hear in Waylon’s music. I know that the both of us would not pick the same kind of music, that’s for fucking sure!

    Marcus: I like a lot of music from different genres, so, that might be a tough one. I like a lot of the 70’s-80’s music and I love to lounge to smooth jazz as background music. I think it would be light jazz for sex, just playing in the background softly. Maybe Donald Fagen’s ‘Steely Dan Band’, Boz Scaggs ‘Low Down’, or just some very romantic music. Oh yes, now that I’m thinking more about it, it definitely would be Elvin Bishop’s “Fooled Around and Fell In Love.” That’s our song for sure. I hope Larry thinks so.

    US: I don’t think I have much more to add to this question other than I’m glad I like a full range of music and that I’m becoming a fan of Country Music more than I thought I would. I like singing along with you in the car with some of Willy’s music. Yeah, me too. I always sang in the car going to work, sometimes I even knew the words too, hahah. But you did show me there’s a lot of music that I might like if I ever tried to look for it. I even like the Three Tenors, go figure, and I can’t understand a single word they are singing about too. Oh ya, before I forget, I love the song you said would be our song, I get goose bumps sometimes when we sing along with it in the car. Ya, great song.

Well Larry, that’s it, the end of the questions, what do you think? I think it was a lot of work trying to make it make sense. But I loved that it made us learn more about each other in a strange way. I don’t know how strange it was, but I did love that we tried to be as honest as possible with each other.

Let us know what you think now that you know more about us. Thanks from both of us,

Larry and Marcus

Here is a link to the next posting by Larry:

https://brosgonerogue.blogspot.com/2023/12/larrys-31st-post-thanksgiving-and.html