Ch. 36 Recovering from Birthday Sex, this is Recovery?

Until I find a better picture to use, enjoy the horny view, I am!

Hi Guys!
Today is Thursday, the day after my real birthday, it's still early and everyone is off to work except me, I’m dragging ass today. Maybe some coffee with my Babe sitting in front of me would get me going, but work would not be the part that was going, and I know you know what the fuck I’m talking about too! I’m smart enough to have figured out the end of all this fun was coming, I just chose to ignore the inevitable. I also know for a fact, that Larry is in the same boat, and not his sexy motorboat too! So far, he’s staying local, I hope he never has to go off again without me! Okay, that’s Marcus the Dreamer talking?

I'm going to miss this!
I spent too much time in my shower this morning, man, every time I’m in there now, I picture him with me. And, maybe next time, after he whacked his balls the other day with the rogue water jet, he’ll lay off the faucet handles! Ha! Shower sex was never a thing with my wife though, she doesn’t know what’s she’s missing! So, my hands got reacquainted with my dick and balls again this morning, I made believe they were his hands all over them, almost worked too! But then my dick recognized my hands and settled for second best! Well, that’ll hold me until I start thinking or writing about him!

Biba's Restaurant in Sacramento
Last night was my actual birthday and as expected, the four of us went out for cocktails and dinner. The girls won the choice of restaurants this time; any steakhouse was off limits last night. I thought Larry was going to have a heart attack over their choice, until he found out they had lamb on the menu too! Larry is a ‘meat-aholic’, well, more of a ‘rib-eye-aholic’, but lamb is a great alternative for him. The wives chose ‘Biba’s Ristorante Italiano’ in Sacramento, it’s one of my favorites, maybe because I’m Italian? They make the best fresh pasta, I’m kinda over steak right now, especially after all the great steaks we brought on our week in Big Sur, not long ago.

CUT TO THE RESTAURANT DOWNTOWN
Biba's Ristorante Dining Room
We took my crossover SUV to downtown Sacramento for our dinner date, it’s about a 30-minute drive depending upon traffic, but that wasn’t an issue for us today. We had the car parked for us and headed in for dinner. Biba’s Ristorante Italiano is in a striking looking building near the Business I-80 Route to downtown. As nice as it looks outside, it’s stunning inside. This is one of my favorite places to eat, a great choice by the girls.

After being seated, some small talk, plus wine and appetizers, I
Biba Caggiano
chose the lamb prepared three different ways, ‘chop, roast and medallions’ with pasta. I was a bad observer today though, I really didn’t pay much attention to what the wives ordered, but it was pasta. Larry copied my order, something I figured he would do anyway. TV Chef and owner, Biba Caggiano, was there last night and she visited all her diners and our table too. She’s such a class act! (If you ever come to Sacramento for a visit, you should dine here at least once, and no Biba did not pay me for the plug! Ha.)

I know you’d like to know what the girls had to say about Larry’s great present for me a couple of days ago, and, yeah, it was a good part of the conversation. Fortunately, Larry is a quiet guy, I’m the motor-mouth of the group with big balls! (Remember, Larry said from now on, I have the biggest balls between the two of us! Ha ha!) Well, I had a couple of days to think about what I’d say if it came up. And, Larry stayed calm and collected during the Q and A too! I think I’m rubbing off on him big time now, maybe he wants his big balls status back?! I would!

It started out simple, “What did you think about his gift to you?” That was easy, so I recited back everything I could remember, you know the key points. If you think the new sheets escaped his wife’s attention, you’d be wrong. Maybe she watched him struggle to put them on, or maybe she caught the old sheets in the laundry? She knew! The flowers, not until I brought it up. Larry, it’s okay, I have this! Never give the opponent a chance for the upper hand! I tied it to the Picnic basket his wife Ellen helped him make, I told her she was so thoughtful having flowers for my birthday too, and made a big point of thanking her! I said, guys like flowers too you know, it’s sad that we only get them when we are sick in the hospital! And, cold Merlot Wine and ice, I’m mean, Ellen you made my friggin day! (I don’t say the word fuck in any form of that word in front of the ladies. Unless I’m really fucking mad!) She looked at Larry, smiled and told me, I’m so glad you liked the Lunch! There was an off chance that she’d give her husband the credit, but she let it ride. Now Larry can tell her later that he thought it would make her gift more special for me! See, we both win! Well, the Q and A is not over yet! Not by a long shot, bring it on girls, bring it on!

Merlot
Larry did jump in and give himself credit for remembering what wine I liked (Coppola Diamond Merlot), and how I like to drink it. I believe, it took his perceived pressure off the gift flowers to me, I'd guess. My wife loves to push the naked thing a lot though; I don’t believe it’s aimed at me at all, she knows me all too well. I really think the girls want to hear from Larry. It’s only been several weeks since the big changes in his behavior and position with us on homophobia. I’m so proud of him, he fended off this questioning so far by himself. Now I’m nervous for him, I’m the bullshit artist here! 

He told the girls about the naked boating himself! Well, maybe his tan was losing the lines a little too much, especially around his no longer white hairy ass? I mean, could be? Now it’s getting tan too! Ha ha! Okay, I don’t mean to take away the guts it must have taken to jump in once more on being naked. I wrote several weeks ago, how he jumped in and defused an awkward situation someone tried to put me in, about my naked swimming. He simply said, “we like to soak in the sun, and we are now cool about being naked around each other, so yeah, the pants came off along with the shirts!” The kid is picking up stuff from me faster than I ever thought he would! I’m so proud of you Babe, talk about defusing situations!

Ellen, Larry’s wife is not used to his new behavior at all, it’s 180° from what she’s expected from him. She doesn’t see him from my viewpoint and has no idea his homophobia was an over the top closet act. Let’s keep it that way Babe! I still think my wife suspects a lot more though, she’s always said his “I hate everything gay shit,” was too over the top! She suspects he’s covering up stuff about himself. I once overheard her talking on the phone with one of her girlfriends, saying all the good-looking ones were probably gay or full of themselves. We have not heard the last from her yet. So far, I’ve never felt she thought that way about me. I’m such a “live and let live guy,” moreover, she has never heard a negative word from me about any persons look or lifestyle.

I’ll give Larry credit for not going overboard with his comments though, he certainly remembered the part I taught him about learning when to keep your mouth shut. My gut tells me, they want to know what happened below deck that day; come on, new sheets, flowers, so on. I think I should take this one if it comes up. But my gut also thinks they don’t know how to ask the question yet. Everyone at the table likes the new and improved Larry, just to not hear his anti-gay shit anymore, is a pure delight to me as well. I’m going to go out on a limb here, the wrong comment could destroy two marriages, something neither one of us is ready nor willing to do.

I figured, it’s my birthday, I’m drinking, and maybe I might let something slip by accident. Of course, I’m in control here. I just know they want something more from us, so here goes. I address this to Ellen, but my wife will be interested in what I have to say as well. They know Larry and I have been swimming after dark, naked in my pool, that’s old history now. We rarely talk to them about that anymore, but what might they be thinking about us living in such a small space for a week, especially knowing my penchant for nudity.

I told them that one of the best things that happened between Larry and me recently was his dropping the fear of being naked around me; that went a long way to making the trip to Big Sur in a small trailer a lot less awkward for us. Then I took a big risk here and offered, “one of the most natural things guys have to deal with daily is getting unexpected erections.” What followed was either brilliant or eminent suicide for me; come on, after all we are married adults!

I sorry guys, I just had to do this, Male Anatomy 101 Ha!
I told them, “we are just normal guys, in the trailer we would wake up just like at home, with a normal erection.” And then I told them, we had a choice, either get all embarrassed about it, or deal with it. I think you’d be proud of both of us, Larry and I dealt with it, no problem whatsoever. Besides, you do know men can’t will an erection anyway, if we could there would be less little blue pills on the market! All three of them politely but most nervously laughed, at my meager little joke. Larry is probably now ready for cardiac arrest any time! (Please forgive the diagram above, I'm being silly today, after reading what I wrote about our hard-on situation, I just had to go find something like this to post. Now you know even more about me; I think I need a live dick please!)

I was going to tell them about my erection problem when I changed clothes on the boat the other day but couldn’t figure how to tell them about it. No problem, the new and improved Larry told them! Politely, but told them I had to hide one in my slacks, before we left the boat! I figured I deserved that from him, big time! This time the laughter was hearty. It’s a good thing I have thick skin. I must remind myself to talk to him later about this! Nah, I’m so proud he can feel free to express himself now. So, now they know we have seen each other, more than a little naked, and are not afraid to talk about it, we certainly can’t be hiding anything after talking like this! I hope so!

There is one scenario that gets a replay in my brain repeatedly; if you got this far with me in the journal from the beginning, you might know where I’m going with this. The girls had previously chided Larry about being a prude on nudity, that they were fine with swimming in the nude with each other for a long time now. Obviously, there’s a special bond there. What if they had a thing for each other? I mean, I’m just saying? What if everyone was waiting for some one with big balls enough to bring up getting it on with each other, even just some bi-curious sex? I’m going to let this thought develop; all four of us have a vacation together coming up soon. What a great time to get this out in the open, or not! I’m a fucken chicken when it’s prudent to be one! I’ll work on this; we have time yet! In fact, I’m going to bring up the coming trip to change the subject at the table next.

I asked the table at large to talk about our vacation coming up. I added the idea of a cruise as well; we’ve already have cruised together a couple of times, so it’s not a left field idea. But perhaps it’s too late to book a cruise for this Summer though. Well, that idea got shot down until the Winter months because the Caribbean was their chosen destination again. The four of us cruised on the NCL Epic to the Caribbean and a Carnival ship to the Western Mexico Rivera. We were great cruising together, but now, ah, yeah... it ought to be interesting! So, the topic went back to the Lake, and whether it’s a large house to rent or two separate cabins. I’m going to spare you the dialog, it’s still up for grabs, I think a large house sounds good. So, when we get serious on this, I’ll be sure to write about it.

So, guess what? Until the entrée arrived, the topic went back to my birthday event with Larry two days earlier. They want more details, everything two guys do on a birthday bash! We got to the Delta King topic and then, the food started to arrive. Well, that part of the story is easy, go figure that part gets interrupted!

Well, enough writing about this shit for a while, after our dinner was over, my car was waiting for me at the curb, Larry took care of the tip and the driving, thanks Babe!

CUT TO RICK'S DESSERT DINER

Rick's Dessert Diner is never empty like this
However, it was decided in the restaurant that we’d have dessert at the girl’s favorite downtown place, 'Rick’s Dessert Diner' even though I found out later, that they had a birthday cake waiting at home for me. Maybe the wine did get to us, so, Larry headed to the Dessert Diner, which was not that far away. Parking always is a bitch downtown, but he did find a spot not too far away. Probably was a good thing, we needed to work off the food and wine before dessert! I don’t know where I planned on putting my dessert, I was already full, but I’m a sucker for a Cannoli, after all I’m a Sicilian Italian! Well, this former heavy guy ate a bite and had it boxed to go home. I always must watch what I eat, it’s scary how fast I can gain weight! Don’t you dare ask me how much weight I put on with Larry at Big Sur and considering all that 'special exercise' we were into! And, don’t make me laugh, the wine might be back on the way up! I don’t know where everyone else had room for their desserts, but I was the only once carrying a box out of there!

My Cannoli is going home
Well, that was fun watching them stuff themselves, I guess. But I get a Cannoli to eat tomorrow and they don’t! It wasn’t long before we headed out to go home, and, per usual when the four of us are traveling together, guys up front, girls in the back, that way there’s no crossfire on the talking in the car. Besides, we all prefer it that way.

When the girls were talking and laughing it up loudly in the back seat, Larry asked me if  'Shotgun Marcus' was having a good time tonight. I told him, "you bet, you’re here with me!" He laughed, and said, “same thing for me buddy, same fucking thing!”

A bit latter, closer to home, he told me to follow his lead tonight, I looked at him a little quizzically, he noted how my face looked, and told me it’s nothing, just an idea he had, nothing to worry about. I told him, okay still not having a fucking clue what’s he’s talking about. And then I promptly forgot about it, I had a lot of Merlot tonight! I’m not drunk, but I’m glad I always have a ‘designated driver’ at times like this. Maybe it was the wine, but riding as a passenger in your own car, is kind of cool. I was looking around, checking out the headlights coming at us, saw the moon move, okay, I think I’m kinda drunk. Maybe.

CUT TO MY POOL TONIGHT
Okay, listen up guys, what’s coming next could only be written in a fantasy novel! You know me well enough now, that I’d be the leader of the kind of shit that you will read next. Remember, it’s my birthday, the tail-end now, maybe I’m a little tipsy, (AKA, drunk), and it’s been a really fucking hot day. (Earlier, while shopping this afternoon, my car showed it was 109° outside!) That’s ridiculous in early June where we live! Okay, setup over, everyone wants to cool off in my pool, I just hope my pool thermostat kept it at 85° or less too!

Oh, I’m not through setting up the scenario, I guess. Remember, our wives have been swimming in the nude, (gender specific word), for God knows how long now. Larry and I have been swimming naked, (gender specific word), for a few weeks, and comfortable with it too. What’s missing is what do you call all four… wait, I’m getting ahead of myself!

As I just said, this should be me doing this, but it wasn’t. All four of us entered the house from the attached garage and then outside from the Family Room to the Pool area of my backyard. There’s
Sorry Babe this is the best I found
maybe 9 or 10 yards from the Family Room door to the pool, it’s all cool deck in this area. All four of us, three of which are nicely toasted, one un-toasted, that be Larry, are in the backyard headed for the pool now.

This is where I’d tell you to close your eyes and open them for the surprise when I tell you. Nope, keep them open, and watch Larry as he shed his clothes along the way to the pool! Let me repeat that for you, in case you missed it, my conservative, non-drunk Babe shed all his clothes, he’s fucking buck naked! No, you say, yes, I say! But he doesn’t just use the steps into the pool, he jogs another 40 feet to the deep end and dives in, with three pair of stunned eyes watching, in total disbelief. Well, I enjoyed every second of it!

How I like my pool to look, bare asses
Okay, who stole my beautiful Larry and replaced him with this Marcus clone! I don’t care, I love this new version! Just imagine the view of my pool area, it looks like the teenage me just hit the area, with a trail of clothes dropped along the way. I used to get so much heat over dropped clothes all over the place, déjà vu! God, I haven’t thought about that in decades! Ha ha, amazing, but now it’s time for the second strip act, and bless you guys, you think it’s me, nope, wrong. It’s still my fucking birthday and I’m going to milk every present I get! It’s the wives next, but as the ladies they are, they strip and nicely place their dresses and under garments on one of the tables near the pool. And then use the steps into the pool, WHAT?!

So, you are wondering what your fucken hero, me, is doing huh? I’m slowly but surely having my fucking mind blown tonight! I want to fucken pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming. I’m not shitting you guys, you had to be here, it was a fucking trip! I should remind you of this I guess, I’ve mentioned before Larry and I share having ‘grower’ dicks, but our wives have rarely had to deal with that, when naked in front of them we are normal ‘shower’ guys. (Larry and I covered this feature about ourselves, in our discovery period at the lake, weeks ago. It's the one thing we shared that made us comfortable with each other naked.)

Not in this lifetime Marcus, nope!
The wives noticing me standing, still in my clothes, with both hands on my hips, and not naked like them. My wife asked me if I was enjoying the view? “Oh, most indubitably!” And, wanted to know if I was going to join them any time soon. “Oh, yes I am, soon.” I just decided to give them a show not to miss, a slow stripping-off of my own clothes; in my mind I heard that stripping music, and yes, tonight I even wore my sexy underwear, thanks to me thinking ahead. So, I started my slow strip, and then quickly started to worry, man I could fucken blow this if I get an erection right now! Not to worry, the part of my brain telling the other part of my brain, ‘what the fuck are you doing!’, kept my dick soft, but at a proud length for me! In my mind I wanted to do that helicopter spin of my dick for them, but alas, it’s not long enough for that, but then I already knew that, I was being a fucking show off in my mind!  

So not to be out done by my handsome and fucking gorgeous Babe in the far end of the pool, I strut my naked ass, and mostly floppy dick all the way down to my office area, I even did a couple of spins for the crowd, almost tripped over my own feet, climbed up the three steps and dove off the edge of my deck. I have a feeling, it was a perfect dive, because all three clapped for me! Or, maybe it was the sexy walk, maybe the absurdity of it all, I don’t know, it was different, and Marcus liked it!

The finale of a performance by tipsy me
When I dove into the pool, Larry moved out of the way, that was a good idea, he had no idea what was coming next! Fortunately, I didn’t crash into him, but coming up from down under, I grabbed onto his dick and yanked on it until I needed to surface for air. You don’t think I’m going to be naked with my Babe and not try something like that did you? My yanking on his dick started to get him hard, the last thing he wanted to have happen. When I surfaced he said to me, “you little fucker, you are giving me a boner, you turd, I suppose you’re happy, huh?” I laughed and dunked him so he could grab onto my dick to see if I’d get one too. Nope, he tried but I'm a little to tipsy for that to happen tonight. I told him he could fuck me with it, and all he said was, “yeah, right away!” I told him to forget about it, and it will go away. It didn’t because I kept on checking his dick every time I could! Oh, he going to make me pay for my evil doings, big time one day soon! (But I really liked pulling on his dick though!)

Evil me yanked his dick on every dunking
The chance of getting something better than these brief connections, is not going to happen tonight! We continued with annoying playful things like dunking each other in front of the wives, causing them to complain about the splashing. Of course, the dunking gave us more opportunities to grab each other as well. However, the girls said they’d get out of the pool if we didn’t stop! We stopped, it was the prudent thing to do, or eventually get caught with a dick in our hand. (I'm not going to say much more about the wives, that's best left to Larry and me right now, my ass will be grass if they ever find this blog and read it! And, they are in it! Ouch, it hurts to think about it! Ha ha!)

I’m not shitting you guys, as crazy as it sounds, even for old horny me, it happened, pretty much as I told it to you; I'm sober now writing this so, I think I wrote about it accurately.  I don’t think anyone could dream up shit as good as this! Well, maybe the wine drinking loosened up our inhibitions some, but Larry wasn’t drinking; yeah, but there’s something fishy going on here, time will tell, I guess. My Babe will let me know how much of a fool I made of myself later I guess, or maybe he’ll feel sorry for me and not tell me, I’d like that version better.

This month, it’s been eight years that all four of us have lived next door to each other. We all love and respect each other, but in neighborly ways. Larry and I have our own story now, but the new and improved version is only a few months old, last March to be exact! God knows how long the wives have been “friendly” in the pool, I’m thinking a couple of years, at least. But tonight, started a new chapter, fuck a whole new book! I’m still fucking blown away, but in a good way! Oh, I think our next vacation is going to be… you know, I don’t have the words just yet for that, I need to sleep on this some. I think my dick is going to get a lot of action, one way or the other before the morning, what do you think?

It’s time to end this year’s birthday! I'd say it's about time, but I've never had so much fun, ever!
Good night guys,
Marcus

Our journal continues in Chapter 37:



 


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